thisishangingrockcomics:

actual diary entry from when i was in 5th grade oh my god

Sheer awesome.

velociraptorgirl:

• Fili (clearly) shouts: “Kili! Grab my hand!” and reaches for him.

• While Kili says: “What’s happening?!”

• You can then hear Fili say “Ki-” but he does not finish the sentence as the stone giant pulls them further apart. Cut to Kili looking at his brother with a horror-stricken expression on…

Think I’ve finally figured this one out. There’s a ledge-jump after the separation. First, the two legs separate, and Fili and Kili are on opposite sides - Fili is on Thorin’s ledge. Then, there’s a brief moment where they come back together and you see a couple people jump across to Kili’s ledge - Fili is one of them, because he’s definitely no longer on the ledge with Thorin when the camera pulls back. So both Fili and Kili have to be on the ledge that crashes, and Thorin’s right when he yells. You just can’t see him in the heap afterwards - but he has to be there, since he wasn’t on the other ledge.

gallantcannibal:

irisundone:

codenamealice:

Saw this posted by phenomenals, and I thought it would be a fun thing to try. Might become more doodles than sketches, but still. :)

I wants :D

Should be interesting…

I’m totally up for this one. =)

animalstalkinginallcaps:

Sir, have you been drinking?

WHAT AN EXCELLENT QUESTION, OFFICER, AND I JUST WANT TO THANK YOU FOR ASKING IT. I’D ALSO LIKE TO THANK THE HIGHWAY COMMISSION FOR INSTALLING THIS FINE ROAD.

Yes, they … did a wonderful job. Can I see your license and registration, please?

I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU’D LIKE TO SEE MY LICENSE AND REGISTRATION. I COULD GET THEM OUT AND SHOW THEM TO YOU. HOW DOES THAT SOUND?

What? Yes. That’s what I just- You know what, nevermind. Can you just step out of the car for me, sir?

OF COURSE I CAN STEP OUT OF THE CAR. I’VE BEEN STEPPING OUT OF CARS FOR YEARS. I HAVE A COMPREHENSIVE FIVE POINT PLAN FOR STEPPING OUT OF THIS CAR, THE DETAILS OF WHICH CAN BE FOUND ON MY WEBSITE. GIVE IT A LOOK.

Okay, sir, I am going to need you to get the hell out of the car, license and registration in hand, now, and take a sobriety test.

HEY, LOOK, OFFICER … ATTACKING ME, MAKING THIS ABOUT ME, IS NOT GOING TO ADDRESS THE ATROCIOUS DRIVING CONDITIONS THAT AFFECT SO MANY CITIZENS OF THIS FINE NATION, ESPECIALLY UNDER THE CURRENT ADMINISTRATION. DON’T MAKE SOMETHING THIS IMPORTANT INTO A PETTY PERSONAL ATTACK.

Are you getting out of the car?

I STAND BY MY RECORD OF GETTING OUT OF CARS. YOU KNOW, THIS REMINDS ME OF JUST A FEW WEEKS AGO, WHEN I WAS IN SKOKIE, ILLIINOIS. I MET THIS YOUNG MAN BY THE NAME OF PETER AND HE SAID TO ME-

God damn it. Have you been Romneying me this entire time?

WELL … YES. BUT TO BE FAIR I THINK I DESERVE QUITE A BIT OF CREDIT FOR DOING IT SO WELL, CONSIDERING HOW MUCH I’VE HAD TO DRINK.

bobbyfinger:

That guy in the cap and glasses beat up Mike Soret and Andrew Oppleman in front of Roppolo’s Pizza during Pride Week in Austin. Andrew was thrown to the ground. Mike lost eight teeth. They “believe they were attacked because of their sexual orientation.”

Any of my Austin followers recognize that guy? If you do, let the APD know. Sure, it’s a long shot, but come on - how many slices of Roppolo’s flavorless, overpriced pizza did we eat during college? How many times did we all feel comfortable because a place was well-lit? Because we were in a crowd?

Oh Austin, you’re better than this.

(via wilwheaton)

rhamphotheca:

Sirocco the Kakapo Enamours Crowds at Maungatautari

by Aaron Leaman

It was hard to know who was more enamoured as Sirocco the kakapo peered intently through the glass at six-year-old Lily Bayes.

“I think he’s in love with Lily,” explained one child.

“He’s such a cool dude, I want to hug him,” chimed another.

There was little doubt of Sirocco’s crowd-pulling ability as more than 40 students, teachers and parents from Hora Hora Primary School visited Maungatautari mountain last night for a glimpse of the world-famous nocturnal parrot.

Sirocco is being hosted by the Maungatautari Ecological Island Trust in a purpose-built outdoor enclosure…

(read more and SEE VIDEO: Waikato Times)

Mom: that was scary
Reg: What was?
Mom: i shot a reapr
Mom: i guess i shot a laser at it nd then teh suits shot the reaper but its teh same realy
Mom: but it got so close at the end nd i though it wold shoot me
Reg: But it didn’t?
Mom: n
Reg: So you got the fleet to shoot it dead on…

Took me forever to do that one. I ran instead of rolling though… it freaked me out badly enough that each time the reaper would move forward, I’d move my chair back.

wilwheaton:

Because your day needed a little more WTF, have some Air Shorts.

Hell, I thought Monty Python made those things up. Trimfit Theatre, here I come!

(via wilwheaton)