Hopeful Spontaneous monster | Reg's Mom on Grunt's Loyalty, Part Six

Reg’s Mom on Grunt’s Loyalty, Part Six

biowareaccordingtomom:

Mom: killed a thresher maw
Mom: every1 loves my kroger
Reg: Good job! The thresher maw is hard to kill. You’re only required to survive it.
Mom: shooting it is better
Mom: should have made u do this tho
Reg: What.
Mom: instead of homecoming
Mom: prom
Mom: fight and kill thresher maw
Mom: good puberty ritual

Mother why do you want me to fight a thresher maw why would you ask that of me.

Posted on May 8, 2012 via BioWare According to Mom with 236 notes
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  Your mom is a true kroger.
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  Now there’s an idea. I’ll have to mentally file this away for when I have children…
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  To be frank? I’d rather fight a Thresher Maw than going to prom. Much more physically challenging, much less awkward,...
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